WHY ME?

A HUNDRED TIMES I HAVE SAID - WHY ME. THIS STUFF HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR 25 YEARS NOW AND I HAVE WRITTEN SIX POPULAR BOOKS REGARDING MANY OF THESE INEXPLICABLE OCCURRENCES. WHY IS IT THAT I HAVE SUCH STRANGE PARANORMAL HAPPENINGS AROUND ME SOMETIMES ON A CONTINUOUS BASIS.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, I DON'T HAVE A CLUE, AND I HAVE HAD MANY BORDERLINE PSYCHOTIC EXPLANATIONS FROM USUALLY WELL MEANING PEOPLE AS TO THE REASON BEHIND THIS ACTIVITY.
SUCH AS; RECENTLY I DID A PRESENTATION AT SEDONA MUFON. THERE WERE ABOUT A HUNDRED PEOPLE IN THE ROOM. I NOTICED WHILE SHOWING SOME UFO TYPE SLIDES THAT A NUMBER OF PEOPLE WERE ACTING VERY UNEASY IN THE AUDIENCE. ONLY UNTIL AFTER MY TALK SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT TWO BLUE BASKETBALL SIZED SPHERES OF LIGHT WITH LITTLE LIGHTNING BOLT FLASHES IN THEM CAME THROUGH A HIGH WINDOW AND WERE SITTING ABOUT FIVE FEET ABOVE MY HEAD. THEN ANOTHER ONE CAME THROUGH THE WINDOW AND AFTER A MINUTE OR SO A MUTED LIGHTNING BOLT FLASH CAME OUT OF IT AND FLASHED ACROSS THE ROOM. AT THAT, THE THREE OF THEM BLINKED OUT AND DID NOT RETURN. THIS SORT OF THING HAVE BEEN GOING ON FOR A LONG TIME NOW. MAYBE I WILL NEVER KNOW WHY.